From Crooked Media, this is unholyer than now. I'm your host, Philip Picardy.

If you're anything like me, and by that I mean a jaded, agnostic, slash atheist, queer millennial, the closest you've gotten to spirituality

in a while is probably through your horoscope.

So maybe it occurred to you too.

Nowhere in the rude as hell push alerts from Kostar were we ever properly warned about the chaos that's ensued in 2020.

You are finally ready to graduate from Hell, one notification read.

Are we though? from hell, one notification read.

Are we, though?

16 Jacksonville Bargoers enjoying a night on the town

and all contracting COVID-19.

President Donald Trump has revealed sweeping plans

for police reform. As the country enters its third week of

protests.

Dubbed the murder of Hornet for its powerful sting in the way it decapitates its prey, this

is the first time the world's largest

hornet has been seen in the US. A literal plague of locusts, devouring crops and

threatening the food supply of millions.

A global pandemic, mass civil unrest, even murderous insects.

Surely some of this should have been spelled out in the stars.

Well, it turns out it was.

Astrology I've learned is neither a perfect science nor a crystal ball.

This year was always going to be a doozy, and fair warning, it's about to get even worse but don't worry it's not all bad

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