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Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now, here's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C.

C. Senior.

We are in a dimly lit room,

deeper than the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie Communications Compounds.

So close to the weekend, you can smell it.

And today we are toiling under the title of the show.

A return to Bitabitsa.

We will explain in a moment if you're not familiar with that term. It goes back always.

Or if you prefer, nice moon. That's what she said.

She XI, Chairman She. We are in a race for the moon. I hadn't realized the true significance of it.

We will elaborate. Okay, cool. We talked a little bit about that yesterday. I was complaining that that angle of it was getting no coverage.

It was, as usual, the identity politics of the astronauts as opposed to the strategic reason that we're going to the other side of the moon.

Well, and if the United States is in some sort of contest, even with the most evil oppressive regime on earth, obviously we're the bad guy, according to virtually all of the media.

So they would never take an us versus them stance.

Yeah, interesting. I want to hear more about that. Definitely.

I'm, I guess I shouldn't be amazed at this point five weeks into the war or four and a half weeks into the war.

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