And apologetic for the whiteness of white babies, May 6, 2024. As I see that whiteness is in the news again or perhaps still it seems time once again to marshal some observations that might be helpful to some of my fellow pale faces.

As I have also gathered that I am from time to time read by critics, who have the discerning eye of a five-gallon wet dry vac,

who snatched it things I say in order to put them on a scary black and white background photo of me,

I can only say that today's installment will be a

treasure trove for them. We can start with the fact that white babies are

blessing from the Lord. In normal times this could have been taken as part of an

exercise in a logic text. All babies are a blessing from the Lord.

White babies are in fact babies.

White babies are a blessing from the Lord, QED.

Kind of like all men are mortal, Socrates, as a man, and so on.

But alas, these are not normal normal times and so people who are

willing to say that white babies are a blessing from the Lord are regarded with

a rancorous suspicion. Are you saying that black babies are not a blessing from

the Lord?

No, and I cheerfully grant that El Sabiades was also mortal.

The more judicious among us urged me to leave this topic entirely alone.

Why don't I just leave the subject alone?

The answer to that question is that we are being manipulated into framing ethnic issues

in a way that is frequently a stalking horse in the cause of fomenting ethnic animosity,

an exercise that never ends well.

Consequently, if we don't want to die, it is necessary to show the doctor the worrisome splotch.

If I say white babies matter and someone checks me with all babies matter, the response they will get from me is Amen.

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