You have no idea how important it is to us men that you look good.

And don't get mad at us about it.

Don't blame us about it.

This is how we are anthropologically created in order to be able to look at you and see how healthy you are to have a baby.

Welcome to the Unapologetic Man Podcast.

The only podcast that's all about self-improvement, confidence, success, women, and being a man without making any apologies for it.

What is up, your champions? Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the UMP.

And this one, boys, is a little bit different than what we usually do today.

I am writing an angry open letter to women.

This one is for the ladies, boys.

But obviously, you want to listen because all you guys are going to be nodding

your head fervently, being like, finally, somebody is telling women what men really want.

Now, obviously, this isn't that angry. In fact, I absolutely love women. I think the feminine

is probably the most beautiful thing this world has ever produced. I thank God in the sky above

every single day for creating women, for creating the feminine. But let's be honest, a lot of

women don't know how to keep us satisfied. And people often come up to me and they're always like,

why don't you give advice for women, dating advice for women? And I'm like, because it would

literally comprise one fucking episode of a podcast, whereas trying to teach guys about women and how

to keep women attracted to them literally comprise 650 episodes. And if I'm honest, I probably

have two to 300 left more in me because women are that complicated.

But men are very simple, ladies.

So please take notes because for some reason, a lot of women don't understand what keeps men

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