An American Original
Criminal
Vox Media Podcast Network
4.7 • 39.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:29.8 | Hi, it's Phoebe. Today, an episode that we originally made for our other show, This is Love. |
| 0:37.4 | Sometimes a story will come along, and we're not sure whether to make it for criminal or This is Love, |
| 0:42.7 | because it could kind of go both ways. |
| 0:45.9 | This is one of those stories. We hope you like it. |
| 0:50.9 | In 1963, Newsday published an article about an organization that thought animals should be wearing clothes. |
| 0:59.1 | The headline was, decency counts. |
| 1:03.2 | The article included a sewing pattern, boxer shorts for dog and horse. |
| 1:08.8 | The pattern could also be used for cats, the writer noted, but with some minor adjustments. |
| 1:14.3 | Quote, just ruffle the bottom and use a fancy print material. |
| 1:19.7 | The New York Times wrote about this campaign, too, after people showed up and picketed in front |
| 1:24.3 | of the White House. |
| 1:25.6 | They wanted the first Lady, Jackie Kennedy, |
| 1:33.2 | to put clothes on her horses. Gene Abel was one of the picketers. |
| 1:39.1 | We called it Sina, the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals. |
| 1:43.3 | Jean says that during the protest, she held up a sign that said, please put pants on macaroni. |
| 1:46.2 | That was Caroline Kennedy's pony. |
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