An AG Christmas Spectacular: Two Jews Yelling About Kyle (with Ben Rimalower)
Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast
Sarah Galli
4.3 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 December 2023
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
Just call this a slay ride, ammiright. Sarah awakens on Christmas Eve Eve Eve, and realizes the greatest gift Santa/Hanukkah Harry could bring is a *spirited* AG double ep. So she invites one of her fave presents over to the North Pole of the UES also known as Yorkville, Ben Rimalower (writer, performer, and most recently director of Countess and Friends). They put some menorah themed stockings on a cloffice wall, and deep dive the ways reality TV can impact a Housewife's disconnection from their own reality, the difficulty of feeling one must compete against a previous season's storyline/stakes, opining on Denise's behavior at the dinner party from hell, and some, shall we say, spirited debate about Kyle, Kyle v. Mauricio, Ben v. Sutton, and Ben v. Sarah v. Sutton v. the greater unknown. Mrs. Clause says she's the Kathy of her family, and don't you forget it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 491!
Merry Christmas from the Cloff!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Mary for the, |
| 0:05.0 | I'm Mary for the, |
| 0:06.0 | I'm Mary for the holidays and ready to jingle some bells. |
| 0:11.0 | So it's so an improvement. and ready to jingle some bells. |
| 0:14.0 | It's so inappropriate. |
| 0:15.0 | I can't even do it, I can't even do it. |
| 0:17.0 | Does that count? |
| 0:18.0 | Yes, it does count. |
| 0:20.0 | That does count. I may not be on pause, but I'm chill as fuck. |
| 0:24.0 | Wait that was really good. |
| 0:29.0 | That was really good. |
| 0:30.0 | It is better not to plan them. |
| 0:32.0 | It is better not to land them. It is better not to land. |
| 0:32.9 | Although you did just see me have an absolute panic attack |
| 0:35.6 | because now I'm in the four 90s |
| 0:37.9 | and it's come to a point where I'm like, |
| 0:39.3 | I'm sure I have, I actually thought about this the other day. |
| 0:41.8 | I think I... |
| 0:42.8 | Well, it's like I might be recycling them or guest taglines. |
| 0:46.0 | Like I did one the other day where I'm like, |
| 0:47.6 | I actually thought about it an hour later. |
| 0:49.5 | I was like, I think Trissy Morrissey quite literally did the tagline |
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