And now join Kevin Hart as he dives into the minds of some of the world's

funniest comedians. This is Comedy Gold Mines with Kevin Hart.

Welcome. God damn it, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to all new episodes of

Comedy Gold Mines. And what do we do here people? I shouldn't have to tell you, you

should know the answer. You should know the answer by now. We get into the minds

of bringing comedians. And why? Why do we do that? Well, because these are some

of the most amazing minds there is. A comedian's mind is fucking gold. Hence the name

Comedy Gold Mines. Ooh, that's a gem. Today we have somebody special on the show. A

friend, an amazing talent. Ooh, just a brilliant person all around.

Ladies and gentlemen, talk about Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer. Oh my god, she's so

much thinner in person. Okay. Sorry. Look, I need to be introduced the way I

need to be introduced. Okay. Well, I'll say that next time. But you got to get me

hooked up. Send me a text. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I am good. I can't

complain, Amy. Actually, you haven't answered my last three texts. What? Well, those

because you're texting from my hotmail number. You know, okay, that's such a

thing. That's such a dodge. Yeah, I have that. Kevin's not hotmail, not hotmail. That's

good. I'm going to say that to people. Oh, you must have my hotmail. Yeah. Yeah. That's

the only reason. If you had my other stuff, then you would get me. Okay. If I had your real number.

Yeah. That's the thing when somebody's on your podcast, they have to put you on blast

for not texting back. I'm really good. How are you? I'm good. How's how's family life? I mean,

Jesus, you're married, your mom. I mean, it's all the above now. All right. I'm living that

life. I am a mom's hell. Yeah. No, I'm loving it and living it. I'm loving it. No, I'm loving it.

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