Hi, my name is Amy Schumer and I feel pretty good about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Was that too warm?

No.

I'm going to do it again but make it a little colder.

No, no, no.

Hi, my name is Amy Schumer and I am fully indifferent about being a complete spread.

Fall is here, here and now, back to school, ring the bell, bend issues, walk in the loose, climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell where we are going to meet friends.

I can tell where we are going to meet friends.

Hey there and welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend.

This is the podcast, we'll talk about this a little later but this as it turns out is our final podcast of our second season and we have an amazing guest today.

She's hilarious and she's very funny.

I just want to point out that I talked to our guest, Amy Schumer, before all of the chaos and emotional horrors and convulsions that followed the killing of George Floyd and we are in the midst of intense racial division right now and anger.

We are also that butted up against COVID-19 and so we find ourselves in these very serious times but I had this conversation with Amy Schumer who I love and she's just hilarious and delightful and we had this conversation before any of the upheavals of the last week.

So I wanted to make sure that we explained that to people and so I know there are a lot of us out there, a lot of you out there that would or could use some laughter and could use some silliness and that is what that interview provides but I also wanted to be completely honest and say that we're taping this segment now on the heels of everything that's happened over the last couple days.

How are you guys doing?

I'm okay.

No one's it's funny no one's good I ran into I saw a friend of mine.

This woman and I said, how are you and she said, I'm good and she had her mask on and this is you know two or three days into the riots over George Floyd's killing and she said, I'm good and then she just stopped in her tracks and she turns me and she said, I lied.

I'm not good and I was like, I know it's a reflex to say I'm good. I'm guessing you feel the same way Matt.

Yeah, I think so. I'm sad it's a sad time for country and all of the people at the core of this struggle or justice for George Floyd and black lives there like they're the best of the country right now so I'm trying to take some inspiration from it and let it push me into something and to do something.

I think my heart goes out to all of the people suffering.

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