Miss Fit toys.

Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.

Miss you love the movies.

There were a couple people that could not be more off during that part, but I'm so excited to be back here at Helium.

It's a gas Portland, Oregon.

It's Saturday, February 10th, 2018.

And I don't even need to ask to see your name tags because that's how good I know they're going to be.

But now that I'm looking at the front row, I'm thinking maybe I need to ask.

Okay, all right, put them down. We got some real lazy front row people.

I love it when people go to the absolute trouble of being up front because you had to get here before everybody else,

but then also didn't bother with the name tag.

Not even scribbling something on a napkin, which gets chosen sometimes because comics are wiseasses.

They'll see somebody spend four hours on a art project and then next to them is a scribbled on a golf card.

Look at this shit behind you.

I love the person whose name tag I was pointing to turned around.

What does it say on it? It's how high?

How high is Doug? I like that.

I just took an existing title and added is Doug.

Am I a Method Man or a Red Man? Which one am I supposed to be?

It's Red Man or a Plane Doug.

It's Red Man is playing Doug.

Okay. Oh, I can only dream.

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