Miss Fit toys.

Doug hates candy wrap or screaming baby sticky seats with 50-as-and-hopper hurdles in his teeth

There's still not one that he won't see but Doug loves police!

Hey everybody my name is Doug and I love movies!

Dear Brain improv I'm sorry I didn't notice this when I was up here earlier but can I have one microphone stand because I need to do some hands-free stuff up here?

I looked at everything and I was like this is perfect great job but there wasn't a microphone in my spot yet so I didn't ask for a mic stand because why would you need a mic stand when there isn't even a mic yet?

Yeah so there's one flying in.

Okay cool it kind of felt like nobody was gonna do anything.

I was just gonna hang out up here. There it is thank you so much. What's your name?

I'm John.

Hey John good job.

Thank you for the mic stand.

This is now the rest of this show is gonna go off without a hitch.

Oh fuck!

This is one tight mic stand.

This is why you have to get here early and work all this shit out. I got here at around two and this is of course a 330 show and that wasn't early enough to avoid this happening.

Let's see if I sit down Olivia. Oh it's high enough. Okay that'll work.

It's Saturday January 4 2020. Yeah we did it.

And we are at the beautiful Brea Improv in Brea California and I know you guys brought some awesome name tags.

Wait now hang on a second. What the shit is this?

You see that guy right behind you all that work he put into some Star Wars nonsense.

This lady over here is Love Actual Lisa. This is a real effort these people are making.

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