You're in the eye of a paperwork storm. On pause, Barry from a counting's voice, warbles into slow jazz.

Slower. Yeah.

A sticky note flaps by your face like a drowsy hummingbird.

Oblivious? You wonder, how do Baxter's keep their chickens so tender in their Mexican chicken and lime soup?

Why?

Because when your Baxter's soup is hot, even office admin stops for lunch.

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Tuesday, the 9th of July.

And as we strive on for Christmas, because apparently next week, I think one of the TV

channels is devoting itself to Christmas. And even I'm beginning to think it's a bit early,

because they've been doing Christmas cards on Ideal World for ages, ages.

Katie Price, gags, we do every time we see her. She's such a disaster. There was something the other day.

What would they say about Katie Price? It was in one of the little snippets that I managed to get hold of.

And it said, oh, Katie Price apparently wants to open a pub because she thinks she'd be really good at it.

And then it said, because she's a businesswoman, she knows what makes money.

Well, sadly, of course, she's not a businesswoman and she doesn't make any money.

So there's no point in throwing money into a pub.

I don't know why she thinks a pub would make money.

I mean, presumably because she's a complete idiot business.

There's no chance of making any money. I mean, presumably because she's a complete idiot business. There's no chance of making any not her. Anyway, and you can't let her anywhere near alcohol. You know what she's like. But anyway,

she finds her, I'm a celebrity rucksack and rotting food from 2004. And then, of course, she can't

remember the kids' birthdays, which is slightly embarrassing, isn't it really? But why would you

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