This is a Headgun Podcast.

There once was a group of white men that had gathered to discuss and to fuss about their business matters.

To send lots of records about our creator, our industry desperately needs a girl's savior armed with the songs that will make the Earth rumble,

but hot in a way that won't make our men stumble.

Who will deliver us? Who is our lady?

An inter-beautiful woman named Amy.

The Christians proclaim you're the queen of our pop!

About God keeps singing and don't ever stop!

They loved all her albums straight ahead, aged to age, but slowly Miss Amy grew out of that stage.

On lonely nights, she felt something rot.

She stared in the mirror and said,

Is this all I've got?

She looked to the skies and drew breath to say,

Some songs of a secular sort I shall play.

My past work was all about praise and devotion,

But now I shall sing about love and emotion.

I have but one wish, the humblest of dreams,

To get big as hell and cross over mainstream.

Instead of a love song to Jesus who saved me,

I'll conquer the charts with the hit baby baby.

So Amy did that and pulled a reverse Dylan.

And by doing so, she made quite a killing.

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