This one's for you tonight.

Okay, let's get started.

Just raise your glasses high.

This one's sweet turtle time.

Well, a giant turtle has awoketh out of its shell, and that means it's time for Amy and Riley to officially raise hell.

And with that, my name is Riley Hamilton.

This is Amy Scarlotta, just hearing that for the first time.

And that's our new intro for every single episode, i hope you liked it did i tell you that um

one of my parents turtles went briefly missing last week what the hell no but i sensed a sort of

disturbance in the universe can you what happened stella okay um well i was over there it was actually

i think two weeks ago i was over there. It was actually, I think, two weeks ago.

I was over there at one point, and we couldn't find her, but we assumed she just

went into a bush, and then later in the day, she came out, and it was like, not a big

deal.

And then a few days after that, she was missing for an entire day.

Whoa.

And it turned out that my parents are inquiring about possibly getting solar panels installed.

And I guess that the solar panel guy opened their pool, like, filter housing and left the little door open on there and she scooted on in and was just

chilling in there but he had then closed it before he left so they had no idea that that was

even a possibility oh my god so she was trapped in a pool filter for a little bit for... Yeah, just like the...

There's like a little gate around to hide the pool filter and pump or whatever.

But yeah, I think she's always trying to hide from Tuffy, the dominant turtle who tries to have his way with her.

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