Step right up, up, come on in!

Two tickets for the podcast, please.

Right this way, young lady, it's Schmanners. Oh, Hello internet. I am your husband host Travis McElroy.

I'm your wife host Teresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmanners.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions.

Hello, my darling, how are you?

I'm doing well. How are you, dear? you dear oh you know it's the tail end of a long day

You know I don't know if you know this I do a bajillion podcast you do and you did I think half of them today half of the

bajillion I did half a bajillion today and I washed the comforter what up I'm the

world's best husband slash podgaster do you think that's true Am I the world's best husband slash podcaster?

Yes.

And you're not just saying that because I'm the only husband slash podcaster in the room?

No.

You'd say that if there are other husbands slash podcasters in the room?

Yes. Okay.

That makes me feel pretty good.

I ace that test.

You did great.

You know?

I'm gonna say, you nailed it.

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