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Am I the Genius?

Amusement Park Employees, What Are Your Horror Stories?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6767 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

Amusement park employees. What is your horror story? I used to work at the Dumbo tent in Magic Kingdom where there was a playground packed with tons of kids all the time.

0:09.0

One time, this little kid banged his head on a metal bar and started bleeding.

0:13.0

However, this didn't stop him, so he just kept running.

0:17.0

Then I noticed other kids were just running through the pool of blood that the hurt kid made.

0:21.6

We had to shut down the tent for hours and several kids had to be brought to the medical area to make sure they were okay.

0:27.6

I was riding operator at Knott's Berry Farm from 1986 to 1988, and one hot July, we had a low water alert at the Timber Mountain log ride. Water is what

0:39.5

slows down the log when it reaches the bottom of the runout. And I don't remember why we had

0:44.9

low water, but the logs were coming down really quick and making the horseshoe turn at the end

0:50.2

rather speedily. It was a high- day and despite having the low water warning,

0:55.3

we were told to keep the ride running. I was working dispatch and we had a guy at the point

1:00.3

where the flume separates into two channels heading into the station, keeping an eye on the

1:05.4

descending logs. Suddenly, he yells, shut off the lift! And I do it without a single bit of hesitation.

1:12.0

One of the logs had achieved so much speed that it had neglected to make the horseshoe

1:16.2

turn, hopped the concrete flume wall, and was hung up partially remaining in the flume.

1:21.9

We were operating at maximum capacity that day, 22 logs.

1:26.3

And the next log had just appeared at the apex of the drop.

1:29.5

Had it not been for our point guy, that log would have continued down the drop,

1:33.6

collided with the stranded log in the horseshoe turn, and that would have been seriously no

1:38.7

bueno. I worked in a video arcade at an amusement park in the early 80s. Most awesome time ever to work in an arcade.

1:46.0

We were shutting down for the night and I went to the corner to turn out the lights.

1:50.0

There was a passed out teenager sprawled out on the floor by a video game.

1:53.0

He was out cold and it took four guys to carry him to the security station.

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