Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #3: To Hell With Tap To Pay! (I'm Giving Blood Away!)

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Theda Hammel

Sexuality, Trans, Transsexual, Comedy, Transgender, Sex, Nympho, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 926 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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The gals talk tap to pay, Lydia Tar, and Spooktacular Frightober in this minisode coming at you a day late and a dollar(?) short!

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0:00.0	Recording in progress, a muse, douche one day late, one day late.
0:06.4	One day late.
0:08.3	One day late and a dollar short.
0:10.8	But what even is a dollar? You can't even get anything for a dollar?
0:14.4	You can't even get anything for a dollar the other day is that are you kidding me?
0:17.8	I don't have a dollar.
0:19.8	Give me a dollar. It is true that it's true that
0:24.0	the met lately gradually the idea of having one dollar
0:28.0	has totally vanished from my life.
0:30.0	I've done the dumbest fucking thing this month. I got I got an unlimited subway
0:34.9	card I said to hell with this to tap to pay I'm tapping to pay my blood I'm giving
0:40.5	it blood away I'm being blood dry that's the expression.
0:44.8	If I tap to pay on Omni pay I'm being sucked dry.
0:49.8	I'm gonna get a fucking unlimited and then
0:52.3	I didn't know they even still had an unlimited they do it's
0:55.0	pretty pricey and I have at least five times like since getting it I've been like I don't
1:00.4	want to reach around into my to get wallet. I'll just use my phone.
1:04.6	Yeah, no it's still tap.
1:08.0	Isn't that terrible? Because I can't figure out how to not.
1:13.0	Welcome to Boomer Chat.
1:15.0	Boomer Chat.
1:17.0	Boomer Chamer.
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