AMT369: New Year's resolutions, gilets, and McDonald's mayonnaise

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Education, Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

To see in the new year, AMT369 contemplates the orangeness of basketballs, the failure of New Year's resolutions, the lovelorn state of a lottery-winning listener, and why the hell does McDonald's in the UK not sell mayonnaise, are they doing this specifically to infuriate Olly Mann, GIVE HIM MAYONNAISE. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to [email protected]. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Get your engine revving for Valentine's Day with the AMT Love album! One hour of your questions about your body parts and the various fun things you want to do with them. It's available, along with all our special albums, Best Of compilations and classic episodes 1-200, at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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0:00.0	How much meat was in Greg's sauce? He draws in the first place.
0:05.0	Absolutely, absolutely.
0:07.9	Why did the big bopper like shantilly lace?
0:11.2	Absolutely, I had a pretty face.
0:14.4	Seven of all the absolutely.
0:17.1	Happy New Year, Helen.
0:18.7	And happy birthday, Aunt Samithis.
0:21.4	12 years old, 12 years old, 12 years old.
0:24.1	Happy New Year, Oli.
0:25.0	How were your crackers this Christmas, Helen?
0:26.6	They had the chime balls on them.
0:28.2	Yeah, you pull the full set and you get an octave of Glockenspiel out of it.
0:32.6	Oh, chime bars. I thought you said dime bars.
0:34.6	No, that would have been better, because dime bars don't make a noise.
0:37.8	Whereas a Glockenspiel plus four children, that is a loud, several hours.
0:43.7	What is it with grownups not knowing not to give children young children musical?
0:48.1	Right.
0:49.1	Futscene.
0:50.1	My mum did this the other day.
0:51.2	Well, I went to lunch with her and Harvey,
0:53.5	and she did that thing that grandparents do,
0:55.2	which is quite sweet, really, I suppose,
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