AMT368: St Nicholas's Sidekicks, Joseph and Mary's Marriage, and Slime

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Education, Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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AMT368 is a bulging sack of festive questions, including: were Joseph and Mary married? Why are there Santas in department stores? And should you disinvite your friends from your New Year's Eve celebrations because one of them shagged the other one's girlfriend? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to [email protected]. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Now is the OPTIMAL time to listen to the AMT Christmas album! It's available, along with all our special albums, Best Of compilations and classic episodes 1-200, at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace and Haynes publishing. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. Haynes is running a Secret Santa deal on its books: get Bluffer's Guides on a multitude of subjects or the parody Haynes Explains books for £5 each at http://haynes.com/santa.

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0:00.0	Is that a menorah on your Christmas tree?
0:04.8	A-s-le-e-s, A-s-le-e-s.
0:07.6	Will Mary Poppins return, skill off, Manny Bookfea?
0:11.0	A-s-le-e-s, A-s-le-e-s.
0:14.2	Heaven and glory, A-s-le-e-s.
0:17.0	It's Christmas time. There's no need to be afraid.
0:19.6	You sure? And...
0:20.7	Well, that in the cupboard.
0:22.3	Well, that global warming.
0:23.6	It's mid-year.
0:24.6	Right.
0:26.0	He lives in my cupboard now.
0:27.7	As you're unwrapping your Christmas presents,
0:30.6	we are wrapping up the mystery about whose legs were in the bill.
0:35.8	I hate it when threads get left hanging.
0:37.6	I didn't want to better call Saul this
0:39.1	and have this going over the next six years.
0:41.0	I'm going to give you the answers now.
0:42.5	You will recall, Helen,
0:43.5	that where we were up to on this was I was asking for verification
0:49.0	from listeners that when Karen England appeared on GMTV
0:53.2	on the 31st of August 2010,
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