Now, why phone 7's water proof what people stop buying rives?

Why don't they pay journalist proper lethal working advice?

News just in about the mum who was offered free space cake in last episode.

Alice from Hampshire's mum.

Alice says, I thought it'd give you an update.

After dinner and several large glasses of claret last night,

my mother tried some of the aforementioned space cake.

Ooh!

She ended up giggling for a full five minutes non-stop because, quote,

the bench made a fart noise.

And surprise that was only five minutes, that sounds like a good hour long laugh.

And then she's slurringly suggested we all go find the foxes at the bottom of the garden

before being stood towards bed in a glass of water where she had to wait for the room to stop spinning until she could sleep.

Ah, she's feeling a little delegate the day after, but it was a hilarious end to an evening for her children and the mused partner.

Well, I'm glad it went well.

And thanks to the correspondence, we never recommended that she mix it with wine.

No, that's not unusually a great combo.

The spinniness is normally a result of the combination of alcohol and cake.

What I want to know is if she took our suggestions of going to biobotal or fake piss.

And if so, did she take it to work the next day?

Yes, did she prepare for the random drug tests?

Exactly.

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