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We begin today's episode with a question of loyalty

It's from Peter who says,

I am not a huge expensive coffee drinker

We wouldn't want to think that of you

The shame of it, the shame

But I do frequent a cafe nearer when I visit a local client on a weekly basis

So you know I want to know what Peter does for a job?

I'm going to guess massage therapy

I mean no reason I'm guessing that

Peter says, I have been collecting my loyalty stamps

Haven't we all, I mean who doesn't have like five half empty cafe nearer loyalty cards

Stuffed in there, will it?

I've actually started saying no now when they say do you have a boots card, do you have a nearer card?

I say no, even though actually the truth is yes I do, is just at home somewhere in the back of a drawer

I know

Because I think the convenience that I'm buying myself at that point of not having to have loads of cards in my wallet

Is worth missing out on the occasional free coffee

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