AMT315: Goatees, Jazz Dabs and Getting a Stonk On

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Comedy, Education, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2015

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Today's questioneers need help with a caffeine overdose, infidelity discovery and getting a stonk on. Plus Olly discovers a surprising new phobia.You will find full notes about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode315Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Why were there more gags in the Queen's Beach?
0:04.9	Us and me this, us and me this.
0:07.6	We're like it's hand in my pants if I drink sex on the beach.
0:11.2	Us and me this, us and me this.
0:14.2	Heaven and all the us and me this.
0:17.0	You know what we say, if we can kick off the episode
0:19.2	with a bit of grave desecration we like to.
0:21.2	So this episode, as if stealing stones from Canterbury Castle
0:25.9	weren't enough, we open with this confession
0:28.4	from Davy from Maryland.
0:30.2	Doesn't answer me this listener's spree of stealing.
0:33.4	He says, when I was in Paris a couple of years ago
0:36.5	and visited the pearly shea's cemetery,
0:39.3	I stole a piece of a shattered headstone from one of the graves.
0:42.7	Was it shattered or was it shattered after you had a go on it, Davy?
0:46.4	He says I figured no one was going to repair that particular headstone.
0:49.6	How did you know?
0:50.8	Did they have some writing on it going no one care?
0:55.1	So far I haven't been haunted by French ghosts,
0:57.3	but only time will tell.
0:59.0	Mmm.
0:59.9	That's pretty outrageous, isn't it?
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