AMT304: Roller Derby, Baby Models and the Swiss Cheese Pervert
Answer Me This!
Helen & Olly
4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2014
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Does Paddington bear shit in the woods? |
| 0:04.9 | Us to be this, us to be this. |
| 0:08.1 | What making wence has last so bloody good? |
| 0:11.2 | Us to be this, us to be this. |
| 0:14.2 | Helen and all the us to be this. |
| 0:17.1 | I thought I'd forgotten the traumas of Antumulus Episode 303, |
| 0:20.8 | but U-Listners just brought them rushing back. |
| 0:23.8 | Thanks to this email from somebody who says, |
| 0:26.4 | regarding your discussion of which cheeses would be best for a hand job, |
| 0:29.9 | I believe that the best cheese is Swiss. |
| 0:33.9 | Right. For this purpose. |
| 0:35.2 | Specifically for this. Why? Because it's got a hole in it? |
| 0:37.2 | For a firm cheese, it's soft. |
| 0:38.9 | There are going to be fewer potential injuries. I can see that. |
| 0:41.7 | Sure. And it's mild. |
| 0:43.1 | You don't want your parts smelling of stilton. |
| 0:45.3 | Okay. And you definitely don't want to do it with jag, |
| 0:47.5 | because jag is wrapped in stinging nuts. |
| 0:48.9 | Let's not have the discussion again, Helen. |
| 0:50.6 | Our correspondent says, |
| 0:51.4 | my evidence comes from a true veteran of cheese jobs. |
| 0:55.6 | The Swiss cheese pervert. |
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