We start this week's episode with one of our listeners, exposing himself, super.

It's Paul who is 34 and he's from Manchester, so if you're a listener in Manchester, keep

your eyes open for Paul's undercarriage.

He says, I recently moved into a flat in the city centre.

It's got massive windows and is directly overlooked by similar flats on the opposite side

of the road.

In the past few weeks of extreme heat, as I have no air conditioning, I've been calling

myself by opening all the windows and wearing as little as possible.

Oh yeah.

I'm fairly sure, says Paul, that my neighbours and possibly some of the people on the street

below have had an unrequested eyeful as I've gone about my normal business.

Do you think he means the full meat and two veg or does he just talk about his belly?

I'm assuming the full thing because otherwise what would he have to worry about?

Ollie, answer me this, despite being on private property, as I'm in public view, am I

breaching indecent exposure laws?

My belief is that I'm fine, so long as I'm not doing anything lured, but I'm not sure.

Well, actually, the issue about whether or not you're on your own property is irrelevant.

It is possible to get done for indecent exposure if you are exposing yourself in a way that

is intended to shock the recipient of this image, regardless of where you're standing.

Yes, but what if he doesn't intend to shock?

He's only trying to cool his scrotum in the breeze by the window.

Well, this is where I think, Lawyer, would be able to argue that, indeed, your intent

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