Would the telegraph give us cat-four questions?

Us-a-me-list, us-a-me-list

Have I proved the failure of natural selection?

Us-a-me-list, us-a-me-list

Helen and Olli, us-a-me-list

And now on, on me this, it's time for Desert Islandists

But-a-bo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Wow! Wow!

I'm Krusty Young, the breathiest Scottish person in the world, and my guest today is you

because you've given us lots of feedback on our discussion about Desert Island discs

last week and specifically the matter of what your luxury item would be.

We put this out on our Facebook wall, Facebook.com slash answer me this, what would be your

luxury item?

We've had some great responses, Helen.

And some rubbish ones as well, where people did not play by the rules, which is no transport,

no communications, no other people, other than that, you were great, you guys.

That's always the case on radio, though, generally, isn't it, when they say we've

had some brilliant responses and then they read some out, you're absolutely right.

The implicit thing is always some of them were really crap.

Well, here are some of those responses.

Alex says that he would bring jammy wagon wheels.

Right.

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