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Answer Me This!

AMT244: Gherkins, Stolen Potatoes and Simon versus Garfunkel

Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Comedy, Education, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2013

⏱️ 33 minutes

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to answer me this.

0:02.0

Thank you for listening.

0:03.0

If you've just heard some ads, please know we do not control which commercials you get to hear.

0:09.0

But now they're done, here is an episode of Answer Me This.

0:13.0

Hello and Welcome to Answer Me This. Hello and welcome to Answer Me This. Thank you for listening.

0:16.0

If you've just heard some ads, please know we do not control which commercials you get to hear.

0:22.0

But now they're done, here is an episode of Answer Meethys.

0:27.3

Why does Lincoln feel longer than the Civil War?

0:30.8

That's to me this. Why doesn't printaries? So last week we set you

0:36.3

we're doesn't print taries p our person tape up his jaw So last week we set you the challenge

0:42.0

So last week we set you the challenge of getting your local branch of Thornton's

0:47.6

well didn't have to be a local branch so that's because you could go travel a long way if you

0:50.8

wanted to you might prefer to because you don't want the shame of defiling your beloved

0:54.9

local branch of Thornton's with your crazy desires. That's right yes, to get them to write a rude message

0:59.9

onto some chocolate. Or just see where their limits lay. It didn't have to be rude necessarily, but it could be testing the boundaries of taste or

1:07.2

political decency.

1:08.2

Well, that's right, but I particularly specifically wanted to see a chocolate bar that said

1:12.2

fuck on it.

1:13.0

Yes, you wanted a cunt bomb, ideally.

1:15.0

Because we needed the photographic proof that this is possible.

1:18.0

And did we get it?

1:19.0

No, we haven't yet.

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