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🗓️ 8 November 2012
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:00.0 | Why does test daily get worked, when other people exist? |
0:05.0 | Unsurny vist. Unsurny vist. |
0:08.0 | Can you please stop me to eating when I am pissed? |
0:11.0 | Unsurny vist. Unsurny vist, piano and dolly. |
0:16.0 | Twind and rubbist |
0:17.0 | Walker, walker. Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun... |
0:21.0 | What? What? |
0:22.0 | That's right. It's always good to start with a joke |
0:24.0 | Oh. I thought we were doing the all noise effect on to me this episode |
0:27.0 | That, you know, we're looking for a high concept |
0:29.0 | concept. We did think once we'd do a musical episode. I still want to do that. Maybe that |
0:33.2 | would be our last ever episode. It's a lot of work, isn't it? Last ever episode. That's |
0:36.2 | the way we see our funnest. Anyway, it is always good to start with a joke, and here is |
0:40.7 | a joke. Okay. It's from Archie, who says, I heard a joke the other day, and didn't find |
0:46.3 | it at all funny, but everyone else did. At this point, I'd usually ask you if you're |
0:50.9 | watching Justin Lee Collins, but he's had a rough few weeks, so I won't. So Helen, answer |
0:56.2 | me this. Why is this joke funny? Ready? Two nuns are in the bath. It's funny so far. |
1:03.4 | That's a good start. It's a good start. Yeah, strong. One says to the other, where's the |
1:08.6 | soap? The other says, yes, it does, rather, doesn't it? Helen, answer me this. Why is this |
1:15.5 | funny? I can't answer that. Why is it funny? Where's the soap? I think it's a pun on |
1:20.6 | wears as in WHO, ERE, Apostrophe S, and wears as in wears down the soap. That is tenuous. |
1:26.6 | Yeah. Why shouldn't she's wearing it down? She's shoved it up herself. Relentless, funny |
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