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Answer Me This!

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Answer Me This!

Helen & Olly

Education, Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2012

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why does test daily get worked, when other people exist?

0:05.0

Unsurny vist. Unsurny vist.

0:08.0

Can you please stop me to eating when I am pissed?

0:11.0

Unsurny vist. Unsurny vist, piano and dolly.

0:16.0

Twind and rubbist

0:17.0

Walker, walker. Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun...

0:21.0

What? What?

0:22.0

That's right. It's always good to start with a joke

0:24.0

Oh. I thought we were doing the all noise effect on to me this episode

0:27.0

That, you know, we're looking for a high concept

0:29.0

concept. We did think once we'd do a musical episode. I still want to do that. Maybe that

0:33.2

would be our last ever episode. It's a lot of work, isn't it? Last ever episode. That's

0:36.2

the way we see our funnest. Anyway, it is always good to start with a joke, and here is

0:40.7

a joke. Okay. It's from Archie, who says, I heard a joke the other day, and didn't find

0:46.3

it at all funny, but everyone else did. At this point, I'd usually ask you if you're

0:50.9

watching Justin Lee Collins, but he's had a rough few weeks, so I won't. So Helen, answer

0:56.2

me this. Why is this joke funny? Ready? Two nuns are in the bath. It's funny so far.

1:03.4

That's a good start. It's a good start. Yeah, strong. One says to the other, where's the

1:08.6

soap? The other says, yes, it does, rather, doesn't it? Helen, answer me this. Why is this

1:15.5

funny? I can't answer that. Why is it funny? Where's the soap? I think it's a pun on

1:20.6

wears as in WHO, ERE, Apostrophe S, and wears as in wears down the soap. That is tenuous.

1:26.6

Yeah. Why shouldn't she's wearing it down? She's shoved it up herself. Relentless, funny

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