How will John Cleese pay off his ex? Now he's not playing Q.

Us to be this. Us to be this.

What's leaves a god up in up? Two sins, give us a clue.

Us to be this. Us to be this.

Heaven and all, leave us to be this.

Well, now, since last week's episode you've all been wondering

where does Erkkylboiro like to stick it?

And we were speculating.

He likes to stick his nose into all sorts of other people's business,

Oli, of course.

We were talking about that. We were talking about all kinds of murder-solving detectives,

weren't we? I can't look at Inspector Gadget the same way ever again.

It extends ten feet.

And we've had this feedback, Helen, from Chandra Tudon, who says,

Erkkylboiro isn't gay.

I tried to come onto him and he wasn't interested at all.

I was going to say, unless you're one of his former conquests,

that's the only way you're going to know for sure, isn't it?

Since he's a fictional character, it seems unlikely.

And he's dead. And he's dead. And his authors dead.

They say, in the book,

Labour's of Hercules, the final chapter shows Poirot buying flowers for a woman

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