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I don't shit. I haven't shit since early 90s. Yeah, that's that's perfectly efficient.

False body functions. Yeah, I don't do it. I'm efficient. Yeah, it's just a guy that does that for me.

I can see that. I also thought, I also thought like when I'm looking at all of the prohibitions

that religion and societies put on, I thought that I would make a parody story about a society that

decided that it was illegal to shit. You know what I mean? Because it's like all of these restrictions

on sex. Like humanity cannot exist without sex, but they make all these guilt and restriction.

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