What's up?

Hi.

How you doing?

I'm a little tired.

I'm not going to lie, but you know, I'm doing all right.

Why are you tired? Because I traveled all day yesterday, home from Aspen, drove four hours to Denver, had a little time in Denver, and then flew to Nashville. By the time I got home, you know, it was 9 o'clock. So I was a little tired, but no complaints. Happy to be home. How was the Bachelorette party?

Did you do cocaine and did you have sex with any strippers?

No, I can't say I did either of those things.

Honestly, it was pretty tame.

We're a pretty tame group of gals.

Literally, most nights we were in bed at like eight or nine o'clock.

Dude.

The difference between a bachelor and a bachelor at party is immense.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. It's like one's a party and one isn't a party.

One's the saddest thing I've never heard my entire life. Some girls, I'm sure, like hit it hard, you know? I don't know. Or you girls are all lying about it. We're like at least the guys are being honest, but you girls are lying about it. You'll never know. Probably not. I have friends who are ladies or like my wife that go on bachelor

parties. It's like, yeah, you know, we danced and, you know, at the house and we ate

K-so and then we were all in bed early. Fuck no way, dude. There is no way because I'm not

friends with dorks like that. You know? The thing is like we're all tired, you know, like, listen, we did like a ski trip. So everyone's exhausted by 7 p.m. Because we've been on the slopes all day. Oh, you're sloping it up. How'd you ski? Took a ski lesson. Okay. And didn't fall once. So that was nice. Ever? Or just like in the lesson? No, like it didn't fall at all over the whole week. But I played it very safe. You know, I wasn't trying to do anything crazy. A lot of green circles. But I can't decide which I like better, like the skiing or the snowboarding. What did you do this time? I skied this time. But like in the past I've snowboarded.

And here's the thing, I'm not good at any of it, right? Like I'm very low level at both of them. The nice thing about skiing is like you don't fall, right? Like when you're on a snowboard, I don't know if you've done it, but like you fall a lot. It's just a lot. You catch that front edge and you're doing a face plant.

Yeah, exactly.

So I don't know, like it was but like you fall a lot. You catch that front edge and you're doing a face plant.

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