Hi and hello, my fellow football Americans. We've got the man from basketball Illuminati and

Cynophob in the Dan Lebitard show, Our Pal, Amin Al-Hasson coming up. Meant, I've been delinquent about my role as uniforms are, or the uniform, and call me what you want. I'm an estate, the bo-brummel of sports fashion. So let me real quick give you my belated opinion on the Tennessee Titans new get-ups,

which are really kind of sort of their old gettips before they transition from the Oilers

into the Titans and swapped out Houston for Nashville. First, I like them very much. Summining

one's nomadic past is a good idea. By themselves then, the uniform and gives these get-ups

a B-plus. But of course, nothing exists a vacuum in the copycat league, and the NFL's now lousy with powder blue.

Easy to overreact to the shiny new object there in Nashville, but I'm going to still ride with the Chargers as my favorite powder blue ensemble.

But the Carolina Panthers also wear a very similar shade of blue, and the

Dolvins wear Aqua, and the Jags wear teal, and 15 of 32 teams now wear a jersey that's some

shade of blue.

Well, the Cowboys prefer their white jersey still, I think, but less and less over the last

decade, and I'm worried on behalf of the players, don't you know?

Back in the 80s, Bill's QB, Joe Ferguson couldn't distinguish his own teammates from AFC East defenders

because four of the five teams wore white helmets.

So they switched them to red.

And now with more and more matchups of home and home uniforms, I'm worried the NFL's aesthetics are falling back into SEC territory.

Six out of 16 SEC schools, Bama, A&M, Oklahoma, Arkansas,

South Carolina and Mississippi State wear maroon and white. Did you know that? Yeah, of course you

did, because if you watched them at all, it looks like a scrimmage out there. I'm keeping my eye on

you too, Big Ten, with five of your teams wearing red and white. Okay, it still means more, or maroons

more in the SEC. What I'm getting at is, it's too much. Or as the bad kid or bad guy or whatever

he was in The Incredibles put it, when everyone's super, no one is. And the same goes for powder

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