Americans Stopped Caring About Privacy
The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
Comedy Central
4.3 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2019
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | Tonight on the Jim Jeffries show. |
| 0:06.6 | I share my unpopular opinions instead of spray-patting them on the church like I normally do. |
| 0:11.6 | Then, privacy is dead. Every step you take, every move you make, |
| 0:16.3 | they'll be watching you and don't call the police, I think they're involved. |
| 0:20.8 | And I go to Hong Kong where everything you do can affect your citizen score. |
| 0:25.0 | So it's like your urban number but for everything. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah. Judging how good you are as a person. |
| 0:30.0 | Sending a dick pick? |
| 0:32.0 | Probably bad. Probably bad. |
| 0:33.0 | Probably bad. |
| 0:34.0 | What if you got a real nice looking dick note? |
| 0:36.0 | Still, probably bad. |
| 0:38.0 | Probably bad. |
| 0:39.0 | That's right now on the Jim Jeffrey show, let's get this thing started. |
| 0:42.6 | Please welcome |
| 0:45.0 | Jim Jeffrey! |
| 0:47.6 | Hello! Hello, good evening. Welcome to the Jim Jeffries Show. I'm Jim Jeffries and we're back. |
| 0:59.0 | And tonight I'd like to begin the show by mentioning the public feud between James |
| 1:06.1 | Corden and Bill Maher. |
| 1:08.4 | Mar encouraged Fat Shaming on his HBO show Real Time. |
| 1:12.3 | Fat Chaming doesn't need to end, needs to make a comeback. |
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