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The Nick DiPaolo Show

Americans Stiffed by Stimulus | Nick Di Paolo Show #465

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

News, Comedy, Daily News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Stimulus bill rife with foreign interest. Trump lawyer urges against insurrection act. Politicians prep for the vaccine.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Maarkisen has the same filter called Wa-manu file, as I mentioned before

0:09.2

On this one, Wa-manu has the same caserel

0:07.0

However, their Call hehe

0:16.6

This one is crazy

0:26.8

Welcome to the show, folks. How are you? Merry Christmas. Happy Hattika.

0:44.2

Quanza. I celebrate quanz every year. Just out of respect for the NFL and the defensive backs.

0:58.8

How are you folks? But it doesn't feel like Christmas Christmas. Maybe because I haven't

1:05.5

gotten ordered a thing or bought a thing yet. I still got what? $48. Run by an antique store and find some 75 year old roller skates throwing a box.

1:16.8

See you go, honey. You don't like that. Some chewing tobacco over there. So relax. See my wife, I bring it all but though she handles it.

1:28.6

But then she buys me shit. It's my own. She's I'm giving myself a gift. And I turn it to fucking denaro and good fellas when I open it.

1:39.0

What do I tell you? Nothing at anything too big to expensive. Get it out of here. Yeah, but it's on your credit. I don't give a fuck. Get you being a smog.

1:45.9

Get it out of here. I don't care. You got to take it back with the fuck. Oh, I have a bunch of holiday jokes that I do. How about advertising little early for Christmas?

1:58.9

We started late. What? August this year for Christ. So commercialized. I was watching them over the other day. Show five guys nailing Christ at a cross turned it off. It was an

2:08.9

ad for Stanley tools. Anybody got a level rock. Yes. What else? About the time. And this is true about 10 years ago. My cousin Eric got me a fake lottery ticket. I opened it and I, you know, I rubbed the fucking thing and it said I won. Like I don't

2:30.3

know. I was like 85 head at all. So I'm jumping around the whole party. Turns out it was a fake fucking thing and who wouldn't have funny. Everybody was in on it. Whole families fucking. Let me jump.

2:43.3

I like an asshole for a couple hours. I got him back though. The follow and Christmas. I stabbed my grandma the death of the driveway. Christmas Eve. So the winning numbers again.

2:53.3

You know, that I tell you the time. This is when I realized it wasn't a great husband. And this is a true story to it. It's kind of embarrassing. But I don't know how to wrap a gift properly like most guys. So I went on the internet on YouTube. And I found a woman doing a video how to wrap. She was a fucking 12 on a scale of 10 dirty blonde hair blue eyes huge tits face like an angel. Long story short. I ended up jerking up to the video. So that's not a good thing. I handed my wife the gift. She goes, how does this. There's no tape.

3:22.3

There's no tape on this. How you keeping the paper? It's magic. Whoa. Anyways. I thought I'd get in the get in the spirit.

3:36.3

This is a real Christmasy show. Anyway, it's actually really heavy. I got a couple things on it. But let's start off the next girlfriend that I dated in Rivera sitting on Santa's.

3:45.3

Santa, you know what I want for Christmas this year? What a big fat cock in my ass. I love Stan. I love Santa. It's fucking. I love the way he reacts. Whoa.

4:05.3

Santa, you know what I want for Christmas this year? What? Big fat cock in my ass. I love it.

4:23.3

Stroke my lick my suck my cock. It's the first time for you. So here's what you do. Owns with me and stood me and show me you can.

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