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Coming up on today's bike size Monday episode is

I'm pissing on my t-shirt and I'm gonna evaporate all the deadness out of it and I'm gonna ring all the nice

water from my urine into my mouth.

Okay, so we are kicking this bite-size Monday episode off with what Ben?

Were you? I know. I wanted you to say something else so I could say no

it's not that it's Coulson's conundrum I am your agony aunt and this person has got in touch via the

what's app text line and Jack if you want to get in touch with us via

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