But don't be ashamed if you get confused when you talk to your friends or you watch the news.

They try to tell you where all went wrong.

Now you don't need to argue, just sing this song.

It was rich people stacking the dick, rich people with big pack checks.

Rich people, they're having a ball.

Rich people been f*** us on.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to Eat the Rich.

I am Emily Walsh, and I am here with my husband and co-host, Danny Moss.

Hello.

How are you?

I am.

Yeah?

Alive.

Good for you.

I'm here.

Sometimes that's the best you can ask for. I, uh, I've had two coffees today, but coffee number two was at like 11 a.m. Okay. So it's been a little while, but I went to the gym. Amazing. Which might wake you up, but also my legs hurt. Yeah, well, you don't need legs for a podcast. That's what you're like, not the way I do it. But, uh, no, yeah, I don't know what my, uh, I can't, I can't figure out. Like, I don't feel like coffee keyed up, but I'm also like a little, like, it's Monday night. Mm-hmm. Our daughter went to bed late. Yeah. But on purpose.

But on purpose.

Because we're doing science. Because she gets up at 5 a.m. And we really be great if she could stop doing that. Be really great if even just 515. Yeah. 515 would be. Yeah. 4.40 that one time. Yeah. Oh, boy. Ha ha ha ha ha. But. And whoever's coming at us to be like, we'll just put her back down.

I will slap you on the mouth.

I will slap you right in the face.

Yeah. And so will she. In the kindest way. It's just, you know, it is a learning experience for you. Her favorite thing to do to me at 5 in the morning is to put her fingers directly at my nose. Like, I pick her up and she's like, that's like a third cup of coffee.

Let's wake her up. She'll never do it. That'll be great. She does sleep mostly through the

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