And we are live. Welcome to the whatever dating talk podcast with a special American Gladiators edition.

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I am your host, Brian Atlas. I'm joined by my co-hosts, Madison, and with the blue hair,

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introduce themselves. So please tell us about yourselves. Go ahead. Or Dan, why don't you go first?

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