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Okay, listen to me. Throw out your economic textbooks, trash the stock, treatises,

ban the bond histories. They don't matter anymore.

Everything we thought we knew was wrong, or at least that's what today's action was say.

With the Dowgaining 305 points, just be jumping 1.11%,

and then as that, poverty 1.31%.

What's so unnerving about that? About the tape? What is that about?

Simple. The Dowgains and Dushal Adidas hit a new high,

right as interest rates cratered.

The Dowg's the most cynical of the major indices,

when it breaks records, that means the economy is supposed to be booming correct.

And when the economy's booming with strong inflation,

interest rates are supposed to surge, not collapse like they did today.

You can't have a boom and a bust at the exact same time, can you?

Well, until today, until today, I would have said that's impossible.

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