American Cheese W/ Luke Null

Almost Friday Podcast

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Comedy Interviews, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Stand-up

4.7 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Lots of characters, lots of crackers, and lots of Luke Null. Luke tells a very disgusting tale of an experience he had at Chuck E Cheese as a child and Liam throws poop on Will. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW LUKE: https://www.instagram.com/luke_null/?hl=en SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://thefocusfuel.com/ AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 10% OFF YOUR ORDER USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ DOWNLOAD THE YOTTA APP OR HEAD TO https://www.withyotta.com/ AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR A FREE BONUS TODAY! (00:55) Jason Voorheen (05:32) The Mullet Doctor (08:02) RFK (14:08) Challengers (18:15) J-ing Off While Driving (25:24) Cracker of the Week (39:24) He Thought This Was Cheese (50:00) More Crackers (53:38) The Cringe Debate (56:17) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Guys, welcome back to the Almost Friday podcast today.
0:03.6	You know who the F it is.
0:04.8	You know who the fuck it is, baby.
0:07.1	It's Luke, no.
0:09.1	Yeah.
0:11.0	Luke, thanks for coming back.
0:12.1	Kiss the mic.
0:12.4	Guys, thanks for having me back.
0:15.0	Emily said I wasn't allowed back after last step because we had too many laughs.
0:20.0	YouTube was begging us to stop having you on or they would have to, uh, they weren't going to, too much diversity on one pod. Correct. They weren't going to silence us, but they were going to throttle the algorithm with our channel. Um, do you guys mind if I show you guys something real quick to start off? Sure. Well, yeah. Also, Luke, nice jacket, man. Thanks for the jacket comp, of course. Looks insane on you. Is that Faherti?
0:41.1	This is... something real quick to start off sure well yeah also look nice jacket man thanks for the jacket
0:37.6	comp of course looks insane on you is that far hearty this is um my my wife purchases me clothing
0:44.5	and then i and then i sometimes i get a veto but every once in a while you just have to trust fall
0:49.1	that your wife is going to purchase you things from a store that you would feel weird going into
0:52.8	like zara ah yes dynamite I believe this is a Vori.
0:58.7	Jason Voreh. Is that what it is? Is that the guy's name? Yeah, Jason.
1:02.3	No, Viori. Viori. Are you familiar with Jason? Yor. Jador Vior. Do you know who Jason Vorhees is?
1:07.2	No. Really? What is he a Mossad agent? Uh, yeah, Google Jason Voorhees.
1:15.5	You tell me, that guy made this fight shit. Yeah, he lives at the bottom of a lake. I was never, ever
1:22.5	interested in these movies. And I saw the first, uh, Texas chainsaw massac. I thought it fucking
1:26.7	sucked. What? Pull up, pull up. You're fucking out of your mind that's a no but okay like it
1:31.0	you didn't get afraid of leather face no because I saw it when I was like 22
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