America w/ Joey Diaz | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

You Be Trippin'

Ari Shaffir

Places & Travel, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.4 • 688 Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Follow Joey on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/madflavors_world/ SPONSORS: -Head to http://mudwtr.com and grab your starter kit! For a limited time, our listeners get up to 43% off your entire order, Free Shipping and a Free Rechargeable Frother when you use code TRIPPIN. -Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/TRIPPIN. On this episode of You Be Trippin, Joey Diaz runs from the cops without a passport and hitchhikes into the mountains of Colorado where he goes skiing and robs people. He tells Ari about how majestic our country is and wanting to see places in the United States that most people aren’t interested in. They also discuss dog sledding, cocaine, good sandwiches, and the beauty of cutting fresh tracks in the snow. Other topics include: house sitting, working security, time zones, and the NYC party scene. Catch a lift and get stoked to carve some powder on this one! You Be Trippin' Ep. 32 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The new five-pound meal deal from McDonald's.
0:02.8	Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets,
0:06.5	and a medium soft drink for guess what?
0:08.4	That's right, five pounds.
0:11.3	It's not called the five-pound meal deal for nothing.
0:14.8	From 11 a.m.
0:15.8	Not available on delivery.
0:16.8	Carbidated soft drink upgrade fees apply.
0:18.4	Participating restaurants, subjects of availability.
0:20.2	You see that sharpshooter?
0:21.6	What he said?
0:22.4	The sharpshooter from like turkey.
0:24.4	Oh.
0:24.9	There was this guy at some Olympian.
0:26.1	He's like, he doesn't have any training.
0:27.9	He started shooting when he was 50 in a bad breakup with his wife.
0:31.8	He started just learning how to use a gun.
0:33.7	And he just like master it instantly. And then he won a silver medal.
0:39.8	And he was like, Karen, if you're listening, I want the dog back.
0:42.3	Like, he's still like, yeah.
0:44.0	Dog, they took my dog.
0:44.7	Oh, it sucks.
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