America Used to Think Catholics Were Wizard Worshipping Slaves

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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With Joe Biden becoming the second Catholic president ever Rob, Dan, and Jake break down the hilariously absurd bigotry that was freely lobbed at Al Smith and JFK, the first two Catholics who ran for president — basically the KKK and Protestant leaders tried to convince America that Catholics were slaves to a wizard king (the Pope) and would betray America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of Soft Core History.
0:12.0	I am your host Robert Edward Leonard Fox the third I
0:16.9	decided to use my confirmation name in this episode Jesus Christ yes Jesus
0:21.7	Christ I confirmed my love for Jesus Christ with that
0:25.1	confirmation name. Great. Yeah. Anyway, welcome to soft core history.
0:30.0	Again, my name is Rob Fox, I'll just shorten it up this time for everyone else.
0:36.0	That would make me comfortable.
0:37.0	I'm joined as always by the Christless Jake Goldman. up devil horns up. Yeah horns up for not Christ for Satan.
0:48.6	Yeah, hell Satan. What do I do like an upside down cross? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:55.0	Nice.
0:56.0	And also by our producer extraordinaire and co-host, Dan Regester.
1:00.0	Daniel Patrick Murphy,
1:02.8	Regester, yes.
1:04.0	Which one was the confirmation name?
1:05.3	Patrick.
1:06.3	There you go. Of course, I had to go full Irish until the last name.
1:08.3	Yeah.
1:09.4	What is, oh yeah.
1:10.4	Regester kind of like throws a wrench into that.
1:12.3	And as we know. What is Regester kind of like throws a wrench into that. And as we know...
1:13.4	What is Regester ethnically?
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