America's Water Infrastructure Is Collapsing | Yvonne Orji
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Trevor examines America's crumbling water infrastructure, Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. cover summer sports news, and comedian Yvonne Orji discusses "Bamboozled by Jesus" and "Insecure."
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Ow! |
| 0:05.3 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:07.2 | I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:10.6 | Today is Wednesday, June 9th, and the thing everybody's talking about today is that apparently, |
| 0:16.4 | LeBron James is switching his jersey number from 23 back to number 6 starting next season, |
| 0:22.8 | and everybody is freaking out about this. |
| 0:25.2 | But guys, if you ask me, the NBA shouldn't even have these players wearing numbers on their jerseys anymore. |
| 0:30.4 | They have their name right there, and especially LeBron. |
| 0:33.4 | I mean, I don't think the Refs ever old looking overhead, I'm like, |
| 0:35.7 | oh, who's that guy? Who looks exactly like LeBron? |
| 0:38.2 | Oh, it's number 6! That is LeBron! |
| 0:40.5 | Yeah, guys, LeBron doesn't need a number anymore. |
| 0:42.5 | He's so big at this point that if anything, the number 6 should be wearing him. |
| 0:45.6 | Not to mention, the number is the least interesting thing about your jersey that you can change. |
| 0:49.6 | People are like, this is big news. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, this is big news. |
| 0:52.0 | Yo, call me when LeBron changes his name to Gary. |
| 0:54.5 | Or call me when LeBron changes his Lakers jersey to a next jersey. |
| 0:57.5 | Or call me when the next change their name to LeBron. |
| 0:59.8 | And Gary, who used to be LeBron, joins that team. |
| 1:02.0 | Or LeBron, just call me man, let's hang out. |
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