America's Next Top Secret

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.7 • 25.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Whether you’re on the lanai or inside Los Angeles’s beautiful Dynasty Typewriter theater, this week’s Lovett Or Leave It thanks you for being a friend. Gabe Mollica platonically speed dates our other guests, in search of a real connection. Zach Schiffman and Carl Tart answer the question, “what’s a few misplaced classified documents between pals?” Lovett has a monopoly on our live audience’s understanding of what the hell a monopoly is. The Earth’s molten core (Alyssa Limperis) turns up the heat, and we gather our friends and lovers together to bask in the warming glow of all these Hot Takes.

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0:00.0	Good evening, Los Angeles. Welcome to Love It or Leave It, live or else. Oscar nominations
0:20.2	are out. Seasonal depression is in and it's the last week of the year you can tell someone
0:24.2	happy new year. Before you realize you haven't seen them for all of January, maybe you aren't
0:28.1	as close to them as you once thought. We've got a great show for you tonight. Gabe Molica is
0:33.1	here and he's thirsty for a friend's act shiftman in Carl Tarte. We'll get to the bottom of
0:37.0	what's top secret. The Earth's core is here and even though I'm gagged, I gotta say she's
0:40.7	hot as hell. We quiz you on the monopoly, he's making a mockery of our otherwise perfect
0:45.2	capitalist marketplace and some hot takes. But first, let's get into it. What a week.
0:54.2	Arizona Democrat Rubin Gallego announced that he'll be running for Kiersten Sinema's
0:57.6	Senate seat in 2024 after the Arizona Senator switched to independent last month. Time
1:03.3	will tell if Gallego can speak to the issue that matters most to working class Arizonans,
1:07.6	maintaining the 60 vote threshold for cloture in the United States Senate. Meanwhile,
1:14.1	California Congressman Adam Schiff has officially thrown his hat in the ring for Diane Feinstein's
1:18.7	Senate seat. Diane Feinstein picked up the hat and said, oh, look a hat and bid into it.
1:27.2	It's gonna be a crowded primary. There's Schiff, Katie Porter, Barbara Lee, Diane Feinstein,
1:31.0	the three staffers who operate Diane Feinstein's limbs.
1:35.9	Well, as she was staffed on Claim, we'll reportedly step down after the State of the Union
1:39.2	to be replaced by Jeff Zients. Claim was also asked to wait until after the State of the
1:43.8	Union in case Biden accidentally starts to read off any classified documents live on the
1:48.8	air. House Republicans are poised to leverage the debt ceiling battle in their pursuit of
1:53.1	federal spending cuts with hardline Republicans looking to slash so security, Medicare, and
1:57.2	other social welfare programs. Sure, they're holding the economy hostage, but these are
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