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Tactful Pettiness with Cody Rigsby and Andrew Chappelle
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4.8 • 586 Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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A rabbit, a tiger, and a rat walk into a bar... Cody, Andrew & Ren celebrate Lunar New Year with all the hard hitting topics: Is Paul Anthony Kelly hotter than JFK Jr? Are WE culpable for the chaos of ANTM? Punch the Monkey vs Moo Deng! Why hair stylists should NOT be serving the Alysa Liu! WHO IS GOING TO WIN TRAITORS?? Cody's graceful retelling of Wuthering Heights! AND the dangers of looksmaxxing!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, friends. My name is Cody Rigsby. And my name is Andrew Chappelle. And if you've just been released from jury duty, this is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness. It was actually my first time showing up for jury duty. I've been called like three or four times. How many days did you have to go? |
| 0:21.5 | One day. One day. So what happened was. And who did you say that you hated so that they would let you go? I didn't have to. Was it women? Was it gay people? It was, I said, I hate everybody. Okay, great. No, actually, I didn't have to, I didn't get questioned in that way. because I was called for grand jury. |
| 0:39.7 | So that was going to be guaranteed 10. I didn't have to, I didn't get questioned in that way. Because I was called for grand jury. |
| 0:39.8 | So that was going to be guaranteed 10 days. |
| 0:42.3 | Oh my God. |
| 0:42.8 | And I really wanted to serve. |
| 0:45.3 | And serve. |
| 0:46.6 | They actually, they actually do this thing where they call your name. |
| 0:50.0 | How much do you get paid a day to do jury? |
| 0:52.1 | $72. |
| 0:53.0 | That's it? |
| 0:53.6 | I mean, honestly, if that's $72 more than I'm making today. So. Fair enough. But no, that is very funny because they call your name and you have to say either like application, which means you can't serve or you say serve if you can serve. And you said serve? Baby, I said serve. And you got denied. So, yeah. So after you say serve if you can serve and you said serve baby i said serve and you got denied so yeah so |
| 1:14.4 | after you say serve and it's so funny because wow you didn't even make a callback some people really |
| 1:18.8 | wanted to do it and like me and then other people didn't and so everyone's trying to get out of it and |
| 1:24.1 | they're going into the clerk's office and like pleading their case and then they're just getting sent out like no girl you need to do it no girl you need a birth |
| 1:31.0 | certificate for the child you say you take care of all these things and so after they do that |
| 1:36.0 | then they literally call your name like they're playing bingo oh they just like it's random |
| 1:41.4 | and so i didn't I didn't get chosen. |
| 1:45.8 | I, didn't we have this conversation? |
| 1:47.1 | Yeah, we have this conversation. |
| 1:50.0 | But what was nice was when I got released, it was Chinese New Year. |
| 1:54.6 | So I got to go. |
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