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🗓️ 4 January 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the shutdown full cast. |
0:04.9 | You're here, y'all. |
0:06.1 | You're here. |
0:06.8 | It's taking you forever to get here. |
0:08.7 | You had transferred through two airports drive, you know, through 45 to 90, maybe 120 minutes of Bay Area traffic. |
0:17.2 | Then park on a golf course for 98 dollars minimum, but you're here. |
0:22.4 | They got a golf course. |
0:24.4 | Doesn't isn't there always a golf course next to the state even California? |
0:28.1 | I don't know. |
0:28.8 | By golf course, I mean an old Navy outlet. |
0:32.5 | Now that's the stadium. |
0:33.7 | Yeah, just a big old old Navy outlet. |
0:37.8 | And that's because we're about tradition. |
0:39.9 | That's where we're finishing college football. |
0:41.9 | That's right. |
0:43.1 | And the home of such storied franchises as the San Francisco 49ers and an upcoming monster jam show. |
0:49.6 | That's right. |
0:50.0 | Santa Clara. |
0:51.2 | That's where the college football playoff championship is going to be decided. |
0:55.6 | What? |
0:56.4 | What says Santa Clara County more than the Clemson Tigers and the Alabama Crimson Tide? |
1:02.6 | Man, they don't know nothing about no goddamn monster jam. |
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