America's Favorite Breakfast Cereal | SCP-2504

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🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 19 minutes

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SCP Foundation EUCLID class object, SCP-2504: America's Favorite Breakfast Cereal This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2504, and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Author: Victoria Snaith DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #drscp #scp #scpfoundation #doctorscp #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories #scpexplained #whatisscp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The homes of the future need EV chargers, solar panels and energy efficient heat pumps.
0:07.0	But at EDF, we're not waiting for the future.
0:10.0	Our teams, rated excellent on TrustPilot, are installing them all over the UK.
0:15.0	Right now.
0:21.6	EDF. Change is in our power.
0:30.0	Toy car to Danny from me.
0:32.5	Fluffy slippers to Emma from me.
0:34.8	The Cheesy McChispy.
0:36.0	To me from me.
0:37.7	Treat yourself to the new Cheesy McChisby from McDonald's
0:40.2	with the delicious cheese sauce, cheese slices and crispy onions.
0:43.2	Go on, you've earned it.
0:46.0	Available until the 5th of Jan, served from 11am,
0:48.1	participating in restaurants only.
0:49.2	Subject to availability.
0:51.1	Monday, September 3, 2002.
1:13.5	It's 4 p.m. and it's been a wild first day. Had a meeting with the team, got to meet a few new faces that I didn't get introduced to on the induction. Everyone seems nice. Managed to spill coffee on my desk by 10 a.m. Great start. Glad I bought myself this dictaphone, though. It's going to make transcribing my notes and reports a lot easier. So that's good, right? Hmm, let's see. I was thrown
1:21.8	into the deep end almost immediately. I had a counseling session with Sarah Barnes, five years old, female, white.
1:29.3	I have yet to receive Sarah's paperwork from the pediatrician, but I'm led to believe it's a simple case of fussy eating,
1:36.3	likely due to her attachment issues stemming from her adoption at three years old.
1:40.3	Hopefully I'll receive those tomorrow.
1:43.3	I met with Mr. and Mrs. Barnes first, without Sarah present.
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