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President Biden has been negotiating with Republicans

over a giant bill to fix America's aging infrastructure.

And the two sides are having trouble coming to an agreement.

Mostly because Biden wants to pay for the bill

by raising taxes on corporations and the super rich.

And Republicans want to pay for it by selling tickets

to Trump's surprise re-enorgeration in August.

And hopefully they can figure things out soon.

Because there's one particular part of America's infrastructure

that's truly garbage right now.

And I'm talking about America's water system.

The question is, why is it that bad?

Well, let's find out in another edition of,

if you don't know, now you know.

Water.

It's Mike Pence's favorite soup.

Water is one of the essentials for human survival,

along with food, air, and the new Olivia Rodrigo album,

which just, guys, she gets me, y'all, she's...

But as important as it is in America,

the infrastructure that transports the water

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