America’s Biggest Schlossheads

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr NEW MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week, Brooke and Connor are back as Adweek’s Best Comedy Podcast! To celebrate, they join Jack Schlossberg as political vibe correspondents, discuss the pommel horse king, and manifest something for YOU. Plus, Brooke has a plea to the universe. Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/bandc and get on your way to being your best self. Get the coverage you need. Check out https://StateFarm.com or try their app because Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is there. Enhance your mornings with ZBiotics. Go to https://zbiotics.com/BANDC to get 15% off your first order when you use BANDC at checkout Check out the new softside Luggage from Away at https://awaytravel.com/bandc B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. Chapters: 0:00 You’re Crazy Man! 1:36 Intro 1:57 Exposing Spongebob 3:03 The BEST Comedy Podcast!!! 6:00 Being A Prankster 8:03 The Puh Jar 10:10 Jack Schlossberg Changes Lives 12:19 BetterHelp 13:50 Political Vibe Correspondents 17:00 Political WYR Questions 18:07 Bumper Stickers Are Weird 19:44 Breaking Deux Moi News 23:35 State Farm 24:58 Hamptons Boy 29:11 Jersey Shore Appreciation 29:50 NYC’s New Trash Cans 31:35 The Biggest Schlossheads 33:32 Brooke’s Raya Tribulations 37:55 ZBiotics 39:30 Bedtime Mode Gone Wrong 41:41 Domenic Innarella Era 42:59 Sticky or Itchy 43:35 Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theories 44:51 Saving Spider Lives 46:56 Manifesting Lawyership 49:04 Away 51:52 The Olympic Pommel Horse 56:06 Michael Phelps’s Weed Controversy 1:00:40 Zac Efron STUNS 1:02:44 Sharks on Coke 1:03:40 The Manifestation Space 1:04:48 Twisters 1:05:06 The Glennaisance 1:06:40 Connor’s Dream 1:09:49 First Time Trying Tiramisu 1:13:02 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:21.0	I can't have a C section because one I'm not pregnant so I don't think that they can just do a C section on a man like yeah
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