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My wholesome recommendation for the week is if you are somebody who lives in a place where trick-or-treaters don't come, like if you live in an apartment building or something,

and you really want to participate in Halloween and you don't have any kids and you also don't want to be creepy and follow children around and stuff. You can go to a

school or community center and see if anybody needs volunteers to help hand out candy.

I grew up down a dirt road and we never got trick-or-treaters and so it is such a huge novelty to me to

participate in that so you know ask around your town there are probably places that

you could help out and help kids have a nice happy Halloween. Hello.

Hey, Alyssa.

Hey Aaron.

Do you want to hear one of my top three wackiest ideas at the moment. I will be the judge of how

wacky it is. Okay so here's my idea. Megan Markle should run for president.

Megan Markle should run for president.

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