America Is Haunted by the Ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi | Ruminant
The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg
The Dispatch
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🗓️ 6 June 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention all passengers. |
| 0:03.0 | The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15. |
| 0:09.0 | Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshments carriage that you'll empty within five minutes. |
| 0:16.0 | Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber. |
| 0:19.0 | Trains on Uber. Trains on Uber. |
| 0:36.2 | Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? |
| 0:41.1 | Daniel Jiggan! |
| 0:47.4 | Greetings, dear listeners, this is Jonah Goldberg, host of the Remnant podcast, brought to you by the Dispatch and Dispatch Media. |
| 0:56.3 | It's not as early Friday morning as I would like it to be. I got a kind of a late start here, |
| 1:02.9 | even though I was out of bed, let's say, at 5.15 this morning for the first of two walks I had to take because Pippa's, our spaniel's, |
| 1:13.7 | limp is so bad that she really can't go on long walks and Zoe needs the, and the dingoes |
| 1:18.7 | needs to get her yaya's out. So I end up taking them twice in the morning and then Pippa's just |
| 1:25.0 | getting old. It's very sad. I think it's kind of funny. Like, |
| 1:32.6 | I know it's kind of a self-indulgent thing where I talk about how my brain isn't up to speed yet and all that kind of stuff. But most mornings, I basically haven't talked to anybody until I |
| 1:39.4 | start yapping into this thing. And if I have talked to anybody, it's basically my wife or the dogs. And very |
| 1:46.8 | briefly, this thing's just so weird to do. Anyway, my wife slept late. I waited and waited and |
| 1:53.2 | waited for her to wake up. And finally I said, screw it. I got to get out of here. I got to get |
| 1:57.2 | the day started. And so I left her behind. The exciting news for me is, |
| 2:02.4 | I guess, word got out because I complained on here or to one of my colleagues about some |
| 2:09.3 | things about my office in the annex at AEI. And then Yval and Nicole from my shop at AI sprung into action and moved me into a nicer office with a window on a different floor and super fancy. |
| 2:27.1 | And we moved all my stuff yesterday. So now I'm like between, I think, Fred Kagan and Hal Brands, which means I am, I'm helping the collective |
| 2:37.8 | IQ on this side of the office regress back towards the mean a little bit, but it's pretty |
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