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Yannis Pappas Hour

America is a Haunted House (Jared Harvin)

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News Commentary

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

The debut of comedian Jared Harvin. Jared Harvin made it all the way from the king of comment roulette to the studio with his witty jokes. Yanni & Jared explain why Collard Greens are the best vegetable, 90’s rap vs today what’s better, who smells better honkeys or nah means, the envious racism of Italians, what are the goat sneakers, how young comedians approach the career today and a little history of Long Island. It’s a fun one! LongDays is a weekly podcast by comedian Yannis Pappas. Get your commentary on news & trending topics with Yanni every Sat and a guest chat with interesting, brilliant and hilarious humans every Thursday. Wasdadealis Yanni stand up tour dates & tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com Join for weekly Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays The show goes out every Saturday night & Thursdays to youtube and podcast audio platforms but while it's being recorded the show goes LIVE on Yannis' Instagram on Wednesdays. Come join in on the LONG DAY & Follow Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up everybody welcome to another episode of Long Days we got a very

0:29.4

special episode especially for the fans this is the premiere the unveiling of J.

0:36.3

Harvin 15. I just learned his real name is Jared. Jared Harvin. Yeah he calls

0:44.0

himself Jared because his real name his dad's name is Eugene. Yep and he named

0:50.4

you Jared which is you know on the nerdy sounding scale Jared is a step up.

0:56.4

Yeah it is it is a step up but like you continue and if you're you're gonna keep

1:00.1

going on the cool scale your kid will be like Jay or what would be a cool name

1:06.2

we just like tray tray or like like black people like to leave their children

1:11.1

after like country so or like states all this probably made my kid like Zurich or

1:14.4

something like that honestly we got up the level of the game but like me and my dad

1:19.4

apply for jobs somewhere and it's like a finance job we're gonna get that job

1:23.2

but if we show up we're not gonna get that job they're gonna turn this into

1:26.5

jetters so that's the only that's the only thing that's wrong about my first name

1:30.8

but yeah hey you know Jared but Jared's not Eugene is full blown in your face yeah

1:35.7

Eugene is nerd I mean it's Mr. Krabs it's like focused on money you might as well be Jewish

1:40.0

but like yeah how did he get the name Eugene I don't I don't know because my my

1:44.4

honest name Ronda which is you go classically black you know that's a classic

1:49.3

old school name Ronda when you hear Ronda you know the Yams are gonna be sweet

1:52.9

like you know Thanksgiving coming around there's extra cheese in that macaroni

1:56.5

yeah so my father's name is Eugene and then my uncle's name is David and he's

2:00.8

yeah and he's like you got to watch your Jews in your face yeah I don't know what's

2:04.2

going on like there's like Harvindstein or something like that but yeah it's like

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