We don't have Democrats pulling out porn of Don Juncker. We don't have... We don't have that. Like where's that person?

Exactly. Where is they just like...

Like we need some one to one. Yes, I want someone to be like no we don't need

borders we need to obliterate all borders hashtag A cab.Cab. What's going on people?

What's going on people?

Welcome to the Bituation Room podcast.

I am your host Francesca Fiorentini.

One year older since the last time we spoke.

I just chickened out of wearing the dumbest birthday gift I've ever been gifted. It was actually very sweet but it was a silly, silly shirt that said awesome since September 19,

B. Uh, 1983 people. I am 40 years old. I actually got kind of excited just saying it because you know obviously I'm a millionaire and you can too if you listen to the bituation room

podcast with me and my host co-host my soon-to-be guest, she almost had it.

Corinda Dobins, comedian, is here in the bituation room with me.

We're going to get into some things, a lot going down, a lot to bitch about in fact extra things to bitch about in

fact if you're even hearing this podcast if this is even come through to you if the

suddenly your Apple podcast didn't implode because the

planetary weight of retrograde bad Jujou has not destroyed your phone first.

It's a minor miracle because my life in the last few weeks has been a minor effing miracle.

A lot has gone down. You know know there's worse problems in the world.

These are just mine and it's been it's been a quite interesting couple weeks.

Here's the lesson I'm taking from it. Don't get excited about anything. Just never,

never, no, don't plan anything. Definitely don't celebrate things. Don't gather with people you love. Don't do that.

Don't look forward to things. See, that's the problem, you know,

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